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"Close your eyes and open your mouth and you will get a big... um... surprisouth."

Who is that Dubya's about to lock lips with?

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Jar Jar Binks.

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Dad was flammable

Her hopes of romance were dashed when she discovered President Bush was just trying to eat the piece of corn stuck to her chin.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

To her utter amazement, she kept her lunch down in the face of all that evil… and halitosis.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"I see you shaved your nose hairs finally."

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Poop.

jes_:

GWB is about to kiss Tony Blair's wife, Cherie.

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Bush: Incredible, Tony! A life-size doll of your wife! You say it only takes 30 seconds to blow up?

Blair: I'm sure you could blow it up faster than that, George...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

[quote]jes_:

GWB is about to kiss Tony Blair's wife, Cherie.[/quote]
You sure? It looks like Sharon Osbourne to me. ;)

"Oh, W., fuckin' kiss me already, you fuck."

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I has a flavor!

"Ya better watch it missy, in mah country we impeach preznits for this. At least they don't impeach 'em for illegal wars! yeeehaww!"

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"Fascist Clay was my most favorite totalitarian boxer!" - Indie Rock Pete from Diesel Sweeties

Alternate "end"ing:

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[quote]jes_:

GWB is about to kiss Tony Blair's wife, Cherie.[/quote]

Thought so!

"And after meeting Prime Minister Blair's wife, I implore the house to pledge $100 million to set up a dental program in the UK that WORKS!"

"You know Georgey, I've got this little place in Bristol..."

(that's an obscure onedetails here!

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Alternate ending # 2

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leggo my dcomposed! ®

very funny, Max

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"Well I'm sorry my dear, but I'm afraid it's just part of your face."

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HALPUU!

o O ( Do what Tony asks, and he'll buy me the Rolls. Do what Tony asks, and he'll buy me the Rolls. Do what Tony asks, and he'll buy me the Rolls.... )

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.