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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

"Oh, come on, Hillary. All you have to do for us to re-create the cover of Hall & Oates' 'H2O' is to turn your head a little..."

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I has a flavor!

"Thanks for not divorcing me during this whole sex scandal thing. In return, I'll give you New York."

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Clinton: Oh yeah, you're a bad girl aren't you...
Hilary: Oh give it a break already!

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Poop.

Him: I've been good for a week. Can I have my penis back now?

Her: After I'm president. (Actually I cooked it and ate it with horse radish last night.)

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Bill: How's the senate?

Hill: Pretty good, I guess.

What? A woman senator? Now that's funny!

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Sex Piano.

"Hey baby, wanna have some fun with an ex-pres-- oh shit! Um, hi honey, what brings you here?"

"Want a gig on Conan, honey?"