But her husband never complains.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

- After failing Rodeo Clown School for the 3rd time, Elvira Jean is sent to the porta-potty corner to wear the "Dunce Shirt."

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

It was either this or "I'm with stupid ---^".

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"I'm gonna give you cancer." "...what are you, a cellphone?"

--Hey, tits-for-brains!

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What others say about boorite!

I'm glad those are tits.

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What others say about boorite!

I wish that shirt wasn't there!!!!!

I fain would gaze upon some titties.

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What others say about boorite!

Selfish bitch! Doesn't she know that to make up for that, too poor saps would have to be born with boobs inside their skulls?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Er ... two poor saps.

Somebody wake me!

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[quote]Er ... two poor saps.
Somebody wake me![/quote]
Don't stress - I still laughed. :)

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Would that explain Mr. and Mrs. Crabby?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I wish I was born with boobs, I wouldn't be wasting my time at this site I can tell you that much.

You'd be what... spending all your free time fondling your chest?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Well yeah of course what did you think I meant?

In that case, I wish you were born with boobs too.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

In that case, I wish you were born with boobs too.[/quote]
This is easily the meanest most ruthless thing anyone has ever said to me. But it was done so well that I think it may have been the funniest thing I've ever read. That ObiJo sure does invent some funny people.

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I wish I was born with boobs, I wouldn't be wasting my time at this site I can tell you that much.[/quote][Click to view comic: 'CC Fortysomething: What if Crabby had boobs?']

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Anyone ever try human milk on cereal? or with chocolate syrup? Yummy!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet