I just wanted to say thanks for inviting me to the forums...

*goes all Sally Field* You like me... you really like me...

Okay, enough shmaltz. Now, let's raid the mini-bar and get some of those coked out hookers! On me!!

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Why don't we just let everyone back in. It seems to be heading in that direction anyway.

Hey you hog! I want some of those coked up hookers on me too!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Coked-out hookers?
What the fuck?
Have I been away that long?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Coked out chicks are a crashing bore. *tWiTcH* "So... you wanna do it or...." (Long pause) *tWiTcH* "I need a bump."

*SnORt!*

Can't wait to take HER home to mom....

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

[quote]Coked out chicks are a crashing bore. *tWiTcH* "So... you wanna do it or...." (Long pause) *tWiTcH* "I need a bump."

*SnORt!*

Can't wait to take HER home to mom....[/quote]
No... mom would never share.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

*FIST!*

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Dad was flammable

This is a farce!