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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

The planet of Craptonia unveils its new "Great Explorers" postage stamp.

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I has a flavor!

After setting up several binary decryption algorithms, NASA discovered that the secret message in the circular area read: "Hillbillies with lawnmowers rool, ok!"

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

O.K. -- we get it. New Nabisco Wheat Crackers are "out of this world". Real original.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

--Fearing pirating of The new Bjork Album, the RIAA developed a new delivery format guaranteed to foil would be pirates and casual copies alike.

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

"Shit! I had my automatic harvester set to 'Draw alien picture'!"

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

When will Michael Jackson end his shameless self-promotion?

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

"You are such a fucking show-off, N'bitxil!"

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

More proof to the theory that aliens invented hay.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Grant Wood's Anxjgzthzqrln Gothic

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