"Gee Mom, thanks! This is much cooler than Power Rangers Deluxe Time Force Megazord."

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

See these teeth? They're so white because I gargle sperm!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

When asked the secret to her success, Proctologist Dr. Mann help up her index finger and said "go ahead, smell it"

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

In the next Austin Powers movie: it's MRS. DR. EVIL!!!
And you can have this EXCLUSIVE ACTION FIGURE even before the movie is released!
Just be the highest bidder on my eBay auction.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Is he or isn't she? (If you can't tell, why should we?)

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This is not my empire.

After a bitter, bitter divorce, Sarah's mom bought her the full set of "Smirking Homely Comfortably Dressed Lesbian®" action figures; but Sarah... Sarah just wanted a Malibu Barbie.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

"We had grandma laminated!"

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

The Harry Potter action figure nobody wanted...

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I has a flavor!

Pat wants YOU !

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

Pita's new sig is great. That's all I wanted to say.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

o/` Action Librarian, Action Librarian
She does whatever an action librarian can
Files a book, any size
Knows Dewey, like the inside of her thighs

LOOK OUT!

Here comes Action Librarian! o/`

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.