A series about a guy and a mobile phone. It could have ended better, but I'm endrunkerised on absinthe and also tired. The one with the cigarette is the best one I reckon.

Feedback welcome please.

[Click to view comic: 'Bling-bling! It's for you! (an introduction)']
[Click to view comic: 'King of Da Ring-tone Bling (intro+1)']
[Click to view comic: 'Bling blang blong (intro+2)']
[Click to view comic: 'Polyphonic Ringtones.']
[Click to view comic: '192.109.92.BLING )( 56.6k']

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

[Click to view comic: 'Shiny things in the drink']
[Click to view comic: 'Blingin' close to a soggy end']
[Click to view comic: 'Bling it on...']
[Click to view comic: 'Emblingerize your lifestyle. Call 1-800-BLING']
[Click to view comic: 'There's a bling in here somewhere...']

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

[Click to view comic: 'Shiny things in the drink']
[Click to view comic: 'Blingin' close to a soggy end']
[Click to view comic: 'Bling it on...']
[Click to view comic: 'Emblingerize your lifestyle. Call 1-800-BLING']
[Click to view comic: 'There's a bling in here somewhere...']

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

[Click to view comic: 'Badda Bling Badda Boom I'm (almost) done']
[Click to view comic: 'No Liability for your bling-bling accepted']
[Click to view comic: 'Badda Bling Badda Boom I'm done.']

I can never finish series.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I can never finish series either. Don't worry, it's something all strippers suffer from sometimes. Some day they'll make a pill for it. Until then, just make funny series with missing/premature endings like these and hope it's good enough for the donkey in your life.

Satan spawned the cacodemon, child.

The Glastonbury line got me laughin' like a retarded hyena. Good stuff.

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I has a flavor!

"I'm giving you an extra ten pence for the way you held onto that cat while you were underwater!"

Freaking classic.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I tried changing my style a bit for this series - I don't usually do visual jokes but the "mobile refridgerator snowscape" and roger remarking on Kaufman's amazing cat handling ability just seemed natural.

Glad the reaction's been positive.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

That giant fag joke was hilarious...

wait a minute.

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Dad was flammable