One of Niteowl's comics reminded me that I wish I had the 2 or 5 hours that I spent watching "Forrest Gump" back, even if it were only so I could spend them coughing up blood on my deathbed. I made a mess of the 3rd one while trying to shorten the dialogue, but I think I fixed it okay in the 4th (think Pee-Wee Herman - "I meant to do that").

[Click to view comic: 'Also, they usually have a legend inside or on the bottom.']

[Click to view comic: 'Mrs. Gump']

[Click to view comic: 'Gump was his mother's maiden name.']

[Click to view comic: 'Gump was his mother's maiden name part 2.']

Fiendishly good.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

I liked your comics so much, I tried one of my own.

[Click to view comic: 'Forrest Gump revisited']

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

True brilliance you guys.

Here's mine...it's a little cheesy though.
[Click to view comic: 'Forrest Gump Karaoke']

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Good job, guys.

Not enough to base an entire strip around but here's my little tidbit:

"Life is like a roll of toilet paper... Ya never know when it's gonna run out!"

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Thanks, everyone. I was just eating a hot dog when I read them, and I feel I should be taking a serious look at my life.