So I was searching through my spam for something about penis enlargement, when I decided to take a look at who else is getting the same stuff as me.

For example: "eofeimw m i nn i c a m ee rr a oqxv", sent by z"hidan sadhoo"
Was addressed to: , ,
I'm honored that I was first on that list. Now I'm going to mail those other two people, they might be hot bitches.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Uh, don't bother. Both of them are me.

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Sex Piano.

Then I was right!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

OMG! U GUYZ R GONNA CYBER!!

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Poop.

Send e-mail to them telling them how great the product is and how you have to buy all new pants.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

... whoops, sorry.

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Needs more sodomy.