Sergei shoots...Jesus SAVES!!!!!!

Two minutes for cross-checking!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

The only player that doesn't need for the water to freeze.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I can't believe the stuff this guy gets away with.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

"Hey! Who let that inoffensively Caucasian looking hippie out on the rink?"

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

There's something really hokey... errrr... hockey, about this picture.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I got two, one for everyone and one for serious hockey nuts.

#1 (for everyone): And when the Son of God skated without a helmet, NHL brass was forced to rethink the mandatory helmet policy.

#2: Guy Lafleur finds religion.

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I has a flavor!

Little did Jesus know that the kid in the red jersey would grow up to become Miroslav Satan.

incidentally, in finding that link i learned that whoever is in charge of the NHL players' sites at Yahoo Sports has a fun sense of humor--check out the URL.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

"And in other news, The New York Rangers have signed Jesus Christ to a 3 year contract, hoping he'll be their savior and bring them back to the Stanley Cup Playoffs for the first time in 6 years."

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

The game of hockey -- and the entire Christian faith -- underwent waves of shock after Jesus Christ, refusing to wear regulation gear, suffered a severe brain trauma during Blues/Sabres game. Details are sketchy, but if he doesn't make it his agent is expected to make a "died for your sins" press release, possibly with language excluding from salvation the tresspass of illegal body checking.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

"Cross-save, and a beauty!"

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

-Jesus's Lord-and-Savior status is called into question when proof surfaces suggesting he's Canadian.

-When asked to explain his dual-Canadian-Israeli citizenship, Jesus responded, "The sexual tension between the Israelis and Palestinians is just too stressful." He went on to add, "Aye?"

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Jesus checks Lazarus Johnson Of the Rangers, oh no he's dead on the ice. Wait, yes, he's alive again and SCORES!!!

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