"Gha! This taste like... Wait a minute! Where has this thing been?"

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Lorena Bobbit trains her new dog to fetch.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Taken that dreaded trip to the vet? Well, fear not. Petsmart now offers a wide selection of canine prosthetics. Available in 7 colors and in sizes Chihuahua, Terrier, Beagle, Dalmatian, Labrador, St. Bernard, and Marmaduke.

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Dammit, I finally score this thing and here I am without opposable thumbs to use it.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Old Mother Hubbard had lots of cupboards. Many, many cupboards. Oh, yeah....

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

The mailman was never the same.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.