Tired of Jeff's incessant channel surfing and ready to watch a show all the way through, Bonnie took matters into her own hands.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

====Spankling's Monkey Spanking Gallery -- Page 97

Hey! I'm only up to *shuffle* 82 galleries for that!!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Hey! I'm only up to *shuffle* 82 galleries for that!![/quote]

Well, if it weren't for all the pages stuck together, you'd have counted at *least* 97.

"The batteries to the remote aren't in here, either. I DID find my car keys, though."

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

* man: "so thats where my gerbil's been hiding"

* man: "Nope, honey, still havent cured my hiccups"

* "The andersons have a unique way of stopping nose bleeds"

* woman: "Yer not getting up til every crab is gone!"

* woman: "have you found your watch yet ?"

* "The wrong way to play bobbing for apples"

* "Steps to helping an epileptic cope with a siezure. 1) Lay them on the ground 2) secure arms so they will not flail and injure themselves or others. 3)give them a tough, leathery object to bite on."

* "How the Joneses play 'what did I eat for dinner'

* "Bearded clam, its what's for dinner."

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At least im still funny .....looking. http://www.carrionfields.com

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* woman: "Yer not getting up til every crab is gone!"

* "Steps to helping an epileptic cope with a siezure. 1) Lay them on the ground 2) secure arms so they will not flail and injure themselves or others. 3)give them a tough, leathery object to bite on."
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So *that's* how we get rid of crabby!

And that seizure one is just damn good.

---By the way hon, we're out of toilet paper.

After it has dried out, she will stand up quickly, and voila - the environmentally-friendly way to wax your top lip.

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*bbrrrrrraaaaapppp!*

*sniff sniff*

Man: Okay... cheese... bacon - no! sausage... An egg McMuffin?

Woman: Right!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Man: Okay, I think I found the reason yer rearend has been loose and noisy. We can get this tightened up, but it's gonna cost ya. It looks like you blew a seal.

Woman: Sure I did! You would have too - he was so sleak and beautiful. But what does that have to do with my butt?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

In case anyone hasn't heard it, I thought I might post the original gag that Spankling stole the punchline from. I think it's a good one... :)

Eskimo Joe's snowmobile broke down one day, so he pushed it to the mechanic. The mechanic listened to his story, had a quick look, and said, "Looks like you've blown a seal."

"Nah," Eskimo Joe replied, "It's just some snow in my beard."

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--It's impossible to get her attention during "Touched by an Angel."

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What others say about boorite!

[quote]In case anyone hasn't heard it, I thought I might post the original gag that Spankling stole the punchline from. I think it's a good one... :)

Eskimo Joe's snowmobile broke down one day, so he pushed it to the mechanic. The mechanic listened to his story, had a quick look, and said, "Looks like you've blown a seal."

"Nah," Eskimo Joe replied, "It's just some snow in my beard."[/quote]
So THAT'S where that came from! I've known the punchline for years, but I never heard the joke.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet