it's my birthday today, yay me.

I had it circled on my calendar. You should have been dead by now, damn it.

Or happy birthday.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Is that why the blackout?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

I baked you a cake, Rick.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Add a "P" to that and that's the cake you can bake for me.

Thanks! I shall change my name to rick so that it applies!

Those little red things are obscene.

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“It is only with the heart that one sees rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.” - The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry (1945)

My birthday was two weeks ago, but you didn't see me saying, "it's my birthday today, yay me."

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

OK. Here you go.

(tip o-da-joint to Choad.)

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

No, we saw you saying it was your birthday two weeks late, I hope you don't acknowledge other people's birthdays two weeks late, and if you do, feel free to get me a present on the 28th.

Wasn't that a picture of a cake that said "Happy Birthday Prick" that dcomposed cleaned up?

Either way happy birthday to anyone having a birthday now, yesterday, two weeks ago, whatever.

I have the same birthday as StripCreator, I'm more l33t and important than any of y'all.

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Dad was flammable

Does it count if you said it on IRC?

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Skeeter Valentine = hot.

YAY! I GET A CAKE!!!

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

(Insert "adult speaking" noise from Charlie Brown here.)

My big day was last week. I got an Edison cylinder and a 1900 William McKinley campaign button. Yes, I like quirky birthday presents.

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I has a flavor!

My birthday is September 11. Two years ago, I got tragedy, death, destruction, and end of civil liberties as we knew them!

My dad's birthday is December 7. I don't think he resents that more Americans died on my birthday than his, though.

Boy, you sure know how to kill a topic choad.

By the way, the chances of that happening, 1 in 133225. This means that the odds of this happening is greater than the odds of you being legally executed.

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By the way, the chances of that happening, 1 in 133225. This means that the odds of this happening is greater than the odds of you being legally executed.[/quote]

Killing spree begins tomorrow!

Just tell me when your first child is born. My men will be in place.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.