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Poop.

Reindeer Auditions 2003

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This is not my empire.

NEW FOR XBOX AND PS2!!! TONY HAWK EXTREME DONKEY CART!!!

YOUR ASS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!!!

This game rated "M" for "Manure".

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

"No, no... It's O.K.! All we have to do load a few heavy boxes on the donkey's back and we'll be off and running!"

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Afghanistan's space program gets off to a rocky start.

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

Popping a wheelie in downtown Bombay

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

"Wow! This new hydraulic system you installed on my donkey rocks!"

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I has a flavor!

"We're gonna need a bigger ass."

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

"Get down from there and stop making an ass of yourself!'

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Poop.

"Does this cart make my ass look big?"

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Life is a lot like getting mugged; you get your kicks, you take your punches, and when it's over, someone else gets your cash.

I think I can see my stable from here!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Well, don't blame me. You're the one who dared me to build a donkey-launching slingshot.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Desperate to kill his arch-rival Toshiro Mifune, evil super-scientist Charles Darwin created the Leaping Death Ass.

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

"For the last time, that's before the horse, not below the horse!"

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This is not my empire.

"I think that Stairway-to-heaven salesman was an imposter"

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troelsea at gmail dot com

Mahmoud never got the hang of cow tipping. Firstly, no cows. Secondly, well...

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

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Your mickey mouse kung fu is no match for my superior fighting style.

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Appleart

I think I can see Osama from here, and he's playing dominoes with Sadam. *<}:o)

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Heavy-Duty *<}:o)