*sigh* Ok, let's just get this over with. Hello! I am the Karmasaur and I'll be your worst nightmare for today. First I think I'll start you off with an appetizer of razor blades in a fine vinagrette.
5 hours later
...and finally, to finish it all up, I will gracefully strap you down to a cactus while you get a nice tongue lashing by one of those Geiger alien things.
