"To whom it may concern. My name is Butch and I'm a simple man. I work an honest wage and I don't complain."
"But now The Kain is making so many comics, it's flooding Planet Stripcreator and he doesn't even realize it! The Kain must be stopped. Tell my wife and kids that I love them."
Well since he's going to die anyway: *******ahem******* YOUR KIDS ARE REALLY MINE AND I FUCKED YOUR WIFE WHEN YOU CAME DOWN WITH EBOLA AND HAD TO BE QUARENTEENED! HAVE A SAFE TRIP!
