Uh, well, we don't always have to wear them. We sometimes just wear street clothes.
I've been thinking about you sending me to the sex addicts class and I've decided to turn over a new leaf. There is a lot I need to confess and I would love for you to hear my confessions.
I think that's a priest thing but since you are making a change I suppose I could listen.
45 minutes later
... and then I decided that doing it with conjoined twins would be twice as nice and by the way, did I ever explain to you what felching was? Well for me, when I do it, I like to use a straw ...
I really feel nauseous. I'm going to go take a nap and hope my mind buries this deep into my subconscious.