Things aren't so well. You've left me waiting a long long time. I got worried you were ditching me so I started to play with my ax.
You like it rough huh? Well let's waste no more time. I'll be in my room which is the last room on the left. It'll be dark cuz I like it that way, and if I start screaming it's because I want more.
Oh, and if you don't mind, I would love it if you called me "Tia" throughout the whole thing.