Yoshi, I can't help but notice that you are not talking in the garble and burbles that you are known for. What gives?
Ah yes, the sweet chirping and beeping that I normally employ. The year was 19 and 96. I was fresh out of Juilliard, star struck and looking for a break.
I was, shall we say, wet behind the ears. My agent called, telling me of an audition for the sidekick to mario in his next game.
I leapt at the opportunity when she told me.
Re-enactment
They want you to audition, kid. Two questions. Can you drive a go-cart and are you willing to do anal?
But of course. Two questions. What's a 'go-cart' and what is 'anal'?
