All right fellas, we're going to do a screentest, see how you two look together. We need you guys to improvise a little something.
Here's the scene. You're lost, you're scared, you've only got each other to depend on, and the twist is... you're in a blender. ACTION!
My senses burn! This blender is whirling me around to and fro' and the blades are coming closer. As I shuffle from this mortal coil, may mine last breath be one of triumph and not fear.
Ah cutta! Atell me he-a ain't gonna really talka like that.
How am I speaking that bothers you? I can try to speak differently. I can do accents. I was trying to evoke the experience of being trapped in a blender.
This isa bullshita. Mario willa be in his trailera. Somebody-ah needs to fetch me a decafa mocha and some Spaghetti-o's.