[Click to view comic: 'Simian Says: ER']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'Simian Says: Hello Nurse!']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'Simian Says: Good News Bad News']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'Simian Says: Hello, Operator?']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'Simian Says: 47 Hours Later']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'Simian Says: Going Towards the Light']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'Simian Says: Come to Jesus']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'Simian Says: God's Plan']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'Simian Says: The End of the Road']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

I've been thinking about how I could revive my old monkey series.  Then God sent me Charlie Sheen.

[Click to view comic: 'Simian Says: Born Again']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'Simian Says: It's A Wonderful Laugh']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

Amazing how much art imitates life.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

[Click to view comic: 'Simian Says: Blows My Mind']

[Click to view comic: 'Simian Says: Topsy Turvy']

[Click to view comic: 'Simian Says: Unemployment Line']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'Simian Says: One of These Things is Not Like the Other']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'Simian Says: Nice Try']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'Simian Says: Off the Wagon']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'Simian Says: Duped']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'Simian Says: Busted']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'Simian Says: Imagine That']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'Simian Says: Neutered']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'Simian Says: Now What?']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'Simian Says: On the Run']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'Simian Says: What a Pussy']

[Click to view comic: 'Simian Say: Fuck Bob Barker']

[Click to view comic: 'Simian Says: Hold the Nuts']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'Simian Say: Animal Farm']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke

[Click to view comic: 'Simian Says: Heavy Petting']

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"Humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer." ~ Chuck Palahniuk, Choke