Take the required bit of dialogue, insert into a dialogue or thought bubble, and start hitting the random comic layout button. When inspiration hits, bring it back.

The dialogue for #5:

Conspiracy!

That's it! When inspiration hits, you can add to the dialogue/thought balloon, if you wish, but Conspiracy! must appear all by itself in a sentence.

Bonus situation - walking into the condom aisle at your local pharmacy and seeing a magnifier hung there for the use of the patrons. I just saw that today, and there's got to be a joke in there somewhere.

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

So the contest has been running for more than two weeks and I all can come up with is this? Sad, I admit. But I thought I´d give it a try anyway. There´s not that much competition, hehe.

[Click to view comic: 'Can I let them in? (RCD 5)']

[Click to view comic: 'Disbelief Man 9']

Breaking the rules for fun and profit...

[Click to view comic: 'RCD 5: Dolphins are really muslimists.']

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.

This one was actually random.

[Click to view comic: 'RCD 5. Meaty Conspiracy']

[Click to view comic: 'RCD 5: The Unfunny Animal Arcade Argument']

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

[Click to view comic: 'KFC 4 Two']

Here is mine. I couldn't think of a lot to do with this. Sorry if it sucks.

This is the first thing that came into my head. So hopefully it's alright.

[Click to view comic: 'Conspiracy! [RCD #5]']

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Fear not! For I have nachos!

Wow, has it been three months already?

The win goes to Xuanwu for Disbelief Man 9!

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You can take the heart out of the hooker but you can't take the hooker out of the heart. -- Frankenhooker

Yay for a win by breaking the rules!